
The Boys, Bronwyn Susan and I had a little party on Sunday. We celebrated the anniversary of our favourite two-dimensional yellow family, the Simpsons. This week marks the 20th year the Simpsons has been on television. I remember watching them in High School and College. I loved the social satire. Now I watch them with my children, much to the dismay of Tama. Hands down this is my favourite show, the only one I faithfully watch. (I think it is now Ethan and Jonah's favourite as well.) I thought I would share some of my favourite quotes from the show with the hopes that other Simpson-philists, like K.C. and Jody, Ovoo and Emaa will share some of theirs. Heres also to hoping for twenty more enjoyable years. And that Tama and I will make it as long, if not longer.
• Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
• Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
• Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
• Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
• Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
• Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three.
• Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…makes ice.
• Homer: You don’t win friends with salad.
• Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie? Grandpa: I sure hope so...
• Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.
• Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
• Marge: Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!
• Homer: I call the big one, Bitey.
• Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
• Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
• Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.